More fodder for the Rachel-Bob shippers! Notice how I immediately squash what at first appears to be his tender honesty by exposing him as the horny jerk he really is. Take that, would-be happily ever after-ers! I seriously never gave his character a break. There was probably a little post-it above my desk reminding me that, “Bob must always lose. Always.”
I did read He’s Just Not That into You
and it helped me come to terms why guys I liked didn’t seem to like me back. Unfortunately, it did not help me recognize when a guy actually did like me back, which lead to some hysterical, awkward, and rather tragic Adventures with the Opposite Sex which I quickly grew tired of before putting an end to all the tom-foolery and getting married to my now-husband.
Seriously. Dating is over-rated.