I believe I was referring to the first worm that ripped through cyberspace and really put “security” on the mass public’s radar. That would be the Slammer Worm. And yes, it would totally be hot to have a boyfriend who could write code like that. Well, unless he was a creep. But, I always liked to imagine the people who wrote these things as misunderstood, lethargic seekers of knowledge who needed a big hug and cuddle.