Things that rub me the wrong way: The Ex Protection Program

Why do we tend to refer to our exes with pronouns instead of by their names?
Why do we tend to refer to our exes with pronouns instead of by their names?
When Sparrow gets (yet another) new boyfriend, Rachel wonders if there's something wrong with her... before she meets someone new of her own!
Tuna and the rest of the community discover Rachel has boobs when she wears a Nine Inch Nails shirt a few sizes too small.
Tuna catches Rachel reading a romance novel, which, sadly, turns out to not be a very good read. If only there were something they could do.
Rachel loves her laptop. So why does everyone and their brother keep ragging on her about it?
When Rachel discovers cellulite creeping down her thighs, she enlists Tuna's aid in getting rid of it.
Rachel buys some fancy lipgloss to get some attention. But does anyone actually notice makeup?
When you dowse yourself in scents, you risk assaulting other people's senses.
Cat calls are for cats, and hay is for horses.
Rachel makes a bet with Sparrow to spice up Halloween. Meanwhile, a stalker lurks in the forest...