Persistence Is Futile, Page 2

PAGE 2, PANEL 1

The man comments on the Anti-Cupid's outfit as hearts fill the background. The Anti-Cupid poses dramatically.

MAN: "It's a little late for Halloween, isn't it?"

MAN: "What are you dressed as, some kind of sexy dark angel?"

ANTI-CUPID: "I am the Anti-Cupid, Ruiner of Relationships, Tormentor of the Lovelorn, Crusher of Hearts!"

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The Anti-Cupid aims her bow at a couple in the background while talking to the man.

MAN: "So do you have a boyfriend?"

ANTI-CUPID: "Do you have a girlfriend?"

MAN: "I'm between girlfriends at the moment."

In the background, the Anti-Cupid shoots an arrow at a couple, causing a broken heart effect.

MAN: "Damn."

ANTI-CUPID: "Then go away."

ANTI-CUPID: "I have work to do."

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The man continues to pester the Anti-Cupid, who faces away from him looking annoyed.

MAN: "Can I get your number?"

ANTI-CUPID: "No."

MAN: "Can I give you mine?"

ANTI-CUPID: "No."

MAN: "Can I meet you somewhere?"

Once again I wove music into this comic. That final panel is from the lyrics to TLC’s “Scrub.”

Damn, I miss TLC! Look at those awesome costumes! So many girls were let down when TLC fell. At the time, they were some of the only girl-positive artists on the pop stations. After they left, we were left with Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears. Gross. No wonder I turned to Industrial and New Wave. I mean, just look at this:

Comments (Archived)

  1. Holly

    Love your song choices!