Unhappy Valentine’s Day, Page 2

PANEL 1

Outside a diner. A woman with long light hair approaches the entrance.

WOMAN: "Hieeeeeee!"

A sign on the diner reads "You break it, you buy it."

RACHEL: "Hey, Sparrow."

PANEL 2

Inside. Sparrow, a thin woman with long blonde hair, shows off a large pile of Valentine's gifts - cards, chocolates, teddy bears, and flowers.

SPARROW: "Just look at how many valentines I got this year!"

RACHEL: "Gee, that's more than last year's haul."

Rachel looks at the gifts skeptically while wearing her "You break it, you buy it" t-shirt.

PANEL 3

Sparrow poses proudly, showing off her figure in a low-cut top and jeans.

SPARROW: "It's the push-up bra that does it."

PANEL 4

Sparrow leans over her pile of Valentine's gifts, speaking cheerfully to an annoyed-looking Rachel.

SPARROW: "Valentine's Day is so my favorite holiday. Don't you love it, Rachel?"

PANEL 5

Caption: "feigning concern"

SPARROW: "Oh, I forgot! How rude of me! You hate Valentine's Day because..."

Good lord, what* is* Sparrow wearing? What is that? Is it a heart-shaped bandanna stapled to a push-up bra? Haha, I wonder if I based this on something I actually saw? I love that Sparrow hauls her Valentine’s Day gifts around in a trash bag to show to random passersby. Classic Sparrow.