A Brief History of Grifonton, Page 15

Everything that follows is original 2005 commentary except where noted “–RN 2012″:

The GryphonI wanted Rachel to draw me chasing the little human soldiers around, but she said there wasn’t time. I also asked William and Thomas to give me five barrels of salt before the Goths arrived which I later used to season my meat. Why did Rachel have to cut so many of the things about me?

Suggested listening: “Army of Me” by Björk