Everything that follows is original 2005 commentary except where noted “–RN 2012″:
That has to be the best introductory phrase ever.
To come up with an idea for a story quickly, I started a conversation with myself in a bad Russian/Scottish accent. When imagining the Gryphon’s voice, apply that accent worthy of Michael Myers. Oh, and the pie and pork chops… I’ve always said that when I die, I hope to be immortalized as a dragon so I could demand offerings of virgins, cherry pie, and pork chops. You have to admit, being a dragon has perks.
Hey, it’s our special Guest Commentator! Welcome to the Super Happy Deluxe Collector’s Edition of A Brief History of Grifonton, Gryphon!
Suggested Listening: “I Need You” by Dave Gahan