A Brief History of Grifonton, Page 4
Everything that follows is original 2005 commentary except where noted “–RN 2012″:
That has to be the best introductory phrase ever.
To come up with an idea for a story quickly, I started a conversation with myself in a bad Russian/Scottish accent. When imagining the Gryphon’s voice, apply that accent worthy of Michael Myers. Oh, and the pie and pork chops… I’ve always said that when I die, I hope to be immortalized as a dragon so I could demand offerings of virgins, cherry pie, and pork chops. You have to admit, being a dragon has perks.
‘Twould seem that way, but dragons are very susceptible to lung cancer. It’s from all that fire breathing.
Hey, it’s our special Guest Commentator! Welcome to the Super Happy Deluxe Collector’s Edition of A Brief History of Grifonton, Gryphon!
Suggested Listening: “I Need You” by Dave Gahan