Everything that could go wrong with a pap smear is going wrong in this comic.
That look in the first panel is priceless. You need that image for something. Here. I cut it out for you. (No hot-linking please.)
The terrifying part is that someone, somewhere, out there, is getting off on this storyline right now. Oh I have seen the “medical play” section of the Stockroom catalog. The mere memory makes it hard for me not to burst out laughing when I visit the doctor.