Bob is a Worst Case Scenario Guy: an irresponsible user, self-absorbed, egotistical, and nothing to show for it. He has no real interest in women as people, just as things he can acquire or conquer. He is my straw man, and he has served me well.
This is also the first appearance of Rachel’s “Big Sip” tea mug! I wish you could actually get these at coffee shops. I always ask for a bottomless pitcher of chai, and I never get one