Rachel the Great’s Top 10 Reasons to Masturbate, Page 3

The male in panel 2 looks like Voltaire the musician. I was trying to go for Snidely Whiplash, but this is what I got instead.

The point of all these masturbation comics is: it’s safe, there’s nothing wrong with it, you’re not a freak, and it has minimal consequences on your life, so have at it!

I remember feeling like a total freak when I hit sexual maturity. I didn’t realize something I’d been doing since I was a baby was sexual, and I worried maybe there was something wrong with me or I was doing it too much, blah blah blah, angst angst. I just wish someone could have patted me on the back and said, “No worries!”