Rachel the Great’s Top 10 Reasons to Masturbate, Page 3

The male in panel 2 looks like Voltaire the musician. I was trying to go for Snidely Whiplash, but this is what I got instead.

The point of all these masturbation comics is: it’s safe, there’s nothing wrong with it, you’re not a freak, and it has minimal consequences on your life, so have at it!

I remember feeling like a total freak when I hit sexual maturity. I didn’t realize something I’d been doing since I was a baby was sexual, and I worried maybe there was something wrong with me or I was doing it too much, blah blah blah, angst angst. I just wish someone could have patted me on the back and said, “No worries!”




you forgot one important one (for guys) it reduces the chances of prostate cancer if you masturbate at least once a week


no, this is meant for girls!!


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