I used to hate it when people would tell me “one day you’ll meet someone who…” I still think that is the lamest ever thing you can say to someone to try to make them feel better. Rely on yourself, not some magical knight in the sky!
And, yes, a big bush is considered a sign of fertility in some cultures! Later on I expanded upon this Bush Gardens.
Ridiculous Trivia Fun: That article on the the front page of the Nowhere Gazette shows a picture of the Nice Old Woman holding a chicken and reads “Chicken Fun.”