Four Simple Rules for Dating My Human Female, Page 3

That first panel… so wrong… so anatomically wrong… I’m sorry. I was trying to show the contorting that happens when wiggling in and out of shirts. I failed.

Calvin’s rocking an Australian duster! I still have one like it.

  • pedestrian

    Never let your cat answer the door.

    They’re such total dicks about strangers!

    Anyway, they can’t fix a decent martini for your guest
    while they are waiting for you.