The fact that Rachel wishes sexually transmitted diseases on her two slutty companions is disconcerting yet somehow adorable. I am certain anyone who has actually had an STD or knows someone who died of one would feel differently. I apologize for my inability to write non-offensive snarkiness. Maybe one day I will get that down. Or stop snarking.
Did I mention I love the “Sparrow Speaks” comics because they allowed me to write about all the sex-related things I was finding out while my character remained virginal? Never did get around to writing the installment that changed that.